Three words: puerto rican gang bang
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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