I hate your face
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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