meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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