I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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