IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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