I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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