What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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