Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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