if you like me you must not know who I am
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Its about making memories worth repressing
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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