new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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