Old men and throwing up are my life now.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
