I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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