the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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