you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Text me some of your sweat
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