question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I booty called her while she was in labor.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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