I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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