Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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