Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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