One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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