I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists