Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Swine flu. Run for my life!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.