she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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