have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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