I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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