So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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