So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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