hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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