I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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