my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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