i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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