We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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