Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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