So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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