She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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