They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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