barbara walters just said penis...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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