i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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