Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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