Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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