Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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