There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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