The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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