You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Randomize
