I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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