We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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