Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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