I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
