She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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