Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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Is it because I queefed?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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