We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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