He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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