Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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