just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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