i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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