The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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